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Why are you here? Visit dothewrongthing.com

Mostly this blog is retired. But we had some good times, yeah? Please come over to my new blog: dothewrongthing.com where you’ll find some of the same immature nonsense as you would have found here. But not just about Britain and America and being an expat. There’s more to the world, don’t you know?  Go… Read More Why are you here? Visit dothewrongthing.com

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“Florida Man”: The person who made the state into ‘America’s wang”

I’m currently in Florida on holiday, visiting family. If you’re American, you’ll know all about Florida, and how it isn’t really like the rest of the USA. How the entire state is… special.  But for many international visitors, a trip to Florida may be their only experience of America. The state is the USA’s most popular… Read More “Florida Man”: The person who made the state into ‘America’s wang”

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They shoot high horses, don’t they?

A poem, to be read to the peoples of the world on the eve of Donald Trump assuming the office of the Presidency:   As America prepares for Trump’s inaugurationHowls of laughter are heard from every nation “You have chosen as President an orange ignoramus!” you shout from your rooftops, in an effort to shame us… Read More They shoot high horses, don’t they?